The Sheltons: July 2007

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Eight Words Women Use

This was stolen from my friend Leslie.

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her timestanding here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Friday, July 6, 2007

4 year old Juke Box Hero!

Let's face it... everyone wants their kids to turn out like this!

Brevard, NC TOWNIE!

Downtown

Courthouse

High Class Cinema

Downtown- Check out the backdrop!

Brevard Music Center- Yep... that is indeed on our street!
I have to say, we live in one of the coolest little towns the Lord ever created. Here are a few shots of this quaint lil' southern experience!